Earth, after the Cubs win the World Series

"PanchoVilleneuve ST" (PanchoVilleneuve) 11/01/2016 at 23:30 • Filed to: None

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They must not be allowed to win.

PanchoVilleneuve ST > PanchoVilleneuve ST 11/01/2016 at 23:34

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IT WILL NOT BE A GOOD TIME!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > PanchoVilleneuve ST 11/01/2016 at 23:39

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Can’t wait to find out soon that so many people I know have “always” been Cubs fans!

PanchoVilleneuve ST > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/01/2016 at 23:40

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Especially since Cubs fans are the only true fans in all of sports, since they love a team that will never, ever win.

Until now. Until the End Times.

Land_Yacht_225 > PanchoVilleneuve ST 11/01/2016 at 23:40

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Like, you don’t even understand: the American political system is in turmoil, the election has swung from Hillary to Trump with 7 days remaining, Lithuania is handing out pamphlets to their population in preparation for a potential Russian invasion, the South Korean President has had a secret Rasputin-esque spiritual advisor dictating policy for years, there’s going to be another gas shortage due to the recent EXPLOSION in the same Alabama pipeline, and the Cubs are going to the world series.

I have to say, those doomsday preppers are not looking so crazy as of late...the end is upon us!

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > PanchoVilleneuve ST 11/01/2016 at 23:46

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If you have a Delorean just find out.

Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ > PanchoVilleneuve ST 11/01/2016 at 23:47

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I AM READY

CB > PanchoVilleneuve ST 11/01/2016 at 23:52

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That looks like a pretty okay time.

PanchoVilleneuve ST > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 11/01/2016 at 23:52

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I doubt an original and unrestored Delorean could do 88 miles per hour.

wiffleballtony > PanchoVilleneuve ST 11/01/2016 at 23:53

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Is there some sort of sports game occurring?

PanchoVilleneuve ST > Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ 11/01/2016 at 23:54

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So is Sigmar. And Ghal Maraz.

wafflesnfalafel > PanchoVilleneuve ST 11/01/2016 at 23:54

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needs more goats

PanchoVilleneuve ST > wafflesnfalafel 11/01/2016 at 23:59

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The Gors burn your home and eat you alive for calling them “goats”.

PanchoVilleneuve ST > CB 11/02/2016 at 00:01

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I guess if you like bray-horns and cannibalism, yeah.

For Sweden > PanchoVilleneuve ST 11/02/2016 at 00:03

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That sure does look like 2016

CB > PanchoVilleneuve ST 11/02/2016 at 00:03

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I mean, it’s better than what would happen if the Leafs won the Cup.

PanchoVilleneuve ST > Land_Yacht_225 11/02/2016 at 00:04

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It’ll be bad and then much worse when the Skaven rise from the Under-Empire and Clan Skryre uses a cannon to shoot down the moon, which will crash into us, leaving only the planet’s molten core behind.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Land_Yacht_225 11/02/2016 at 00:04

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Holy shit the manual about invasion is real.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > PanchoVilleneuve ST 11/02/2016 at 00:05

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I don’t know anything about baseball, or football (either one) etc....But F1 I do.  

PanchoVilleneuve ST > wiffleballtony 11/02/2016 at 00:07

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Putin is about to reveal himself as a vampire and all the Mayan pyramids will rise from the ground and journey deep into the cosmos on beams of multicolored light.

The End Times (Copyright Games Workshop, 2014), basically.

PanchoVilleneuve ST > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) 11/02/2016 at 00:11

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In 1945, the Cubs would not allow the owner of the Billy Goat Tavern (as in the cheeborger cheeborger cheeborger place from SNL) bring his pet goat to game 4 of the World Series, and as punishment he cursed them, saying they would never win another World Series. They lost that year, and since attempts to lift the curse by allowing goats in have failed, they have not won since.

The series just went into game seven, and if the Cubs win, the world will surely end, trampled under cloven hoof.

PanchoVilleneuve ST > For Sweden 11/02/2016 at 00:12

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Just wait for this guy to show up.

PanchoVilleneuve ST > CB 11/02/2016 at 00:16

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It’ll be the same as if the Leafs won, just with less confusing ham with bacon.

Sam > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 11/02/2016 at 00:21

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Yeah, and it isn’t a “duck and cover” type manual. It’s more of a “find a gun and shoot back” and a guide to forming a resistance to occupation. Apparently the first one was a lot more “kid friendly”, but this one is for when shit really hits the fan.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Sam 11/02/2016 at 00:31

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So basically a Red Dawn user-friendly manual. Got it.

Sam > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 11/02/2016 at 00:32

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Shit is crazy, man. Shit is crazy.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > PanchoVilleneuve ST 11/02/2016 at 00:35

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Just add flux capacitor it will do 88 mph with one.

TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! > PanchoVilleneuve ST 11/02/2016 at 01:09

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RallyWrench > PanchoVilleneuve ST 11/02/2016 at 02:25

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Where did you get that picture of our election?

PanchoVilleneuve ST > RallyWrench 11/02/2016 at 03:56

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I defeated Be’lakor in single combat and was named the Everchosen of Chaos Undivided, and was granted a vision of things to come.

BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires > PanchoVilleneuve ST 11/02/2016 at 06:01

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So does that mean that in 2017 the world is torn up in a cataclysmic world war, and all the Brits and Egyptians are bummed because suddenly they don’t have armies anymore?

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Land_Yacht_225 11/02/2016 at 07:36

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I’m okay with the Cubbies winning the world series.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THROWN!

OPPOsaurus WRX > PanchoVilleneuve ST 11/02/2016 at 08:10

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the RedSox won and the world kept turning. i’m sure it will be fine

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > PanchoVilleneuve ST 11/02/2016 at 08:18

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Counterpoint: I’d they do win, and this happens, it could stop the train wreck known as the election.

Land_Yacht_225 > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 11/02/2016 at 08:57

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Throne?

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Land_Yacht_225 11/02/2016 at 09:21

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Auto correct is a tickle mistress sometimes...

RallyWrench > PanchoVilleneuve ST 11/02/2016 at 10:13

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Seems legit